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"Billy Zee’s 161 LeFebvre Hockey Guys"

Hull Lowe Hogue Otto Howe Hrudey Iafrate Smhelik Puppa Myakin Essensa
Hello. Oh God. How rude. I’m afraid you smell like poopoo. I’m yackin’. I sense you

Neidermayer Baumgartner Worseley Casey Terreri O’Reily Dryden Crisp
need my bum gardener. The worst case scenario’s really dry then crisp

Buchberger Kroupa Sydor Astley it Burns Ruutu Juneau Hawerchuk Tkachuk
butt-burger crap inside your ass, Lee. It burns rude too. D’you know how you chuck it? To chuck,

Hakan Loob Barraso with Kryskow Tugnutt Houlder Saku Koivu Gryp Riddick 
he can lube your asshole with Crisco. Tug a nut. Hold your sack. You carefully grip your dick 

Hamrlik Ewen Ramsey Recchi Probert with the Bellows for the Errey Brisebois Burr
hammerlike. Ooh ‘n ram the rectum prober with the bellows for the airy breeze boy. Burr! 
 
Pronger Pitlik Holzinger Hicke Rombough the Churla Djoos Corkum Shutt Twist Weight 
Prong your pit lick hole zinger hickey rumble the churlin’ juice Cork ‘em shut ‘n twist... Wate 
 
Weeks Grosek Hackett Bonk Hatcher Popovic Snell Roy Rolfe Wakaluk LaChance 
weeks. Gross eh?Hack it Bonk. Hatch‘er pop off, ick the smell woah, woof!! With luck the chance 
 
Osgood  Uwe Droppa Savage Reekie Kruup Schock Hogaboam Andreychuk Holik 
is good you drop a savage reeky crap. It’s a shock. Oh, goes boom and you chuck the whole 
 
Broten Brown Snugeruud Kariya Holin Sacco to a Deadmarsh in Skruudland and Bure it 
rotten brown nuggie-rude. Carry it whole in a sack o’ to a dead marsh in crud land and bury it. 
 
Orr Rouse Kisio Roenik Hebert Ricci Richter Berube Bester McLean McIntyre Momesso 
Or else kiss your own icky bare itchy rectum. But you’d  be best to clean the entire mess up 
 
Irbe McSorley get Lapointe Kidd Dawe Goodenow Fuhr Zhitnik Hasek Beukeboom 
or be sorry. Get the point kid? Duh?!Good. Now, if your shit, Nick, has broke a boom, 
 
Wolanin Hurlbut Fleury’s Ulf Phil Messier Neiwendyk Hawgood Boddy 
woah! and then a hurl butt flurry’s awfully messy, eh?. I knew one dyke with a good boddy. 
 
Babych Laus Craven Beers Sheehey Driver Potvin from ‘er Lowe Seiling Dykhuis 
A bad bitch louse. Cravin’ beers, the she-he’d drive her pot-van from her low ceiling dyke house 
 
Paradise Shack to a Berehowsky Rohlin Barber in a Hough Haller Jirke Weinrich I’ll turn 
paradise shack to a Beer house roll in the bar there in a huff ‘n holler,"Jerky, wine Rich!  I’ll turn 
 
Makarov left the Keon if I Borje Sittler and Dunc a LeClair in a Coffey Orr have a Ciger 
my car off. Left the key on." If I bore you, sit there and dunk an eclaire in a coffee or have a cigar 
 
and a Blue or Modry or a Mickey. Tie one on Cowie Zelepukin Rohloff Foote 
and a Blue or Molson dry or a mickey. Tie one on. Cowie! silly, pukin’ roll off my foot. 
 
Knipscheer Don Stephane Matteau Domi Joly Olaf Hap Day Ace 
I’m havin’ a knipshin. Don’t step on my toe, dummy!! Jolly o' laugh  happpy day, Ace !